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*Warnings: Mild language and... fluff... //shot*




"DAMMIT!" you screamed in dismay as tomato sauce splattered all over you and the kitchen counter. Romano walked up behind you, clicking his tongue in disapproval.


"Now now, _____, a ragazza shouldn't be using that kind of language," he chided, his voice rising and falling melodically with his strong Italian accent. Your face began to burn, and you stuttered as you tried to explain yourself.


"W-well, that's what I get f-for hanging around you too much," you retorted weakly. He chuckled, his golden eyes leering at you. After holding your gaze silently for a few moments, he turned to survey the bright red mess you had made.


"And this is what I get when I decide to let you try and make pasta," he mused, his hands on his hips. You hid your tomato-ey hands behind your back and stared at your feet.


"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I-I wasn't trying to waste all those tomatoes..." Your voice started out with a defiant tone but grew very soft and timid as you went on. Your cheeks were as red as the tomato sauce that was already splattered all over you.


He stepped in front of you and gently flicked your forehead.


"You're right, idiota," he replied. "You did waste them. But I think there's a way you can make it up to me."


"Huh?" you muttered as he locked eyes with you again. You hated it when he did that! He knew that his amazing golden-brown eyes left you frozen in place, unable to react to anything else thrown at you. He knew your weaknesses.


"Let me help you clean up," he said, his voice husky and seductive.


"W-what..?"


Placing his hands on your waist, he leaned forward closer to you. His tongue darted out, and he licked a spot of tomato sauce off of your cheek, causing a violent shudder to run down your spine. He winked at you and licked his lips.


"Mmm, delicious~" he murmured, moving close again. You gasped softly as he licked your face again and slowly began making his way down your neck, nibbling here and there teasingly. Gripping his shirt in your hands, you bit back a moan of pleasure as he nipped roughly at your collarbone.


"Romano..." you whispered.


He proceeded to feel along your jawline with his lips before moving back to your neck, pressing his mouth to it repeatedly. He drew his arms tighter around your waist as you threw back your head, exposing even more of your neck for him to "clean". Your pulse was racing, and wonderful shivers were rushing through your body. Everything was perfect, until the door slammed open.


"Romano~! _____~!" Italy bubbled, skipping into the kitchen. "I thought I smelled something cooking and I-" His eyes popped wide open at the sight of you in Romano's arms with bright red liquid staining your clothes and upper body, and Romano still poised at your neck, caught in mid-nibble. He nearly dropped the copper-colored kitty that he cradled in his arms.


"AAAAAAAUGH! ROMA'S A VAMPIRE!!" he bawled, dashing out of the room. "GERMANYYYYY!!!"





-Extended ending-



"Well, that was weird," you said, after the dust from Italy's speedy retreat settled. Romano backed a few steps away from you, muttering something about his "bastardo of a brother" under his breath.


"Romano, wait!" you said, your eyes shining brightly as if you had just noticed something. "You need to get cleaned up too!"


"Wha...?" he muttered as you placed your hands on his shoulders and leaned in, touching the tip of your tongue to his tomato-smeared mouth.


His eyes widened and he opened his mouth to capture your tongue with his. Taking a few steps with you, soon he had you pinned up against the wall. Your hands tangled in his hair as your tongues meshed together.


...And that was how Germany found the two of you when he burst in with his stake and mallet.
...WHAT HAVE I JUST WRITTEN. X_X

plz forgive me im just gonna go crawl under my bed now kthxbai

Pretty much based off an Italy x Reader fic I read... I just felt like it would work better for Romano. ;D Here it is if you want to read it~ [link]

Romano belongs to :iconhimaruyaplz:

You belong to :iconlustyromanoplz:
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:iconidiotwriter:
IdiotWriter Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Writer
H-He actually believe him?
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mikuxlen17 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
Romano (Mad while holding a tomato) [V4] :tomato love: Romano emote Tomato Icon Emoticon: Nosebleed :nosebleed: :nosebleed: PervyMik PervyMoni 
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Februarykitten Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Germany, always looking for something to get rid of Romano with
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Iheartanimeforever Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
And that was how Germany found the two of you when he burst in with his stake and mallet.
I couldn't stop laughing! I love the ending!😝😝😝😝
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AnimeGeekKatie Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Germany *facepalm* Haven't you learned you're lesson the last time you believed Italy's antics?
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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
HAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!! AWESOMES!!!!!!!
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:iconanimelover1225:
Lmao that was hilarious XD
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XD lol Italy XD he's too innocent for this! XD
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Jaybrdbooks Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015
I have a headcanon for this story.... Roma really meant Romania, and N.Italy had seen his brother and the other Nation together the day before and was scared that Romania was turning everybody into a vampire.
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kamehamehah-9000 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha oh noooooes a vampiiire....
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Italyiuvspastaa Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ROMA'S A VAMPIRE. Lol great story😂
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Yin02 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014
XD Germany!!! Oh yeah and I LOVED this story!!!! It was awesome!!!! :D
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Remix117 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Haha Germany with his stake and mallet
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dancintegan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
I tried so hard not to laugh out loud since I read this in the morning and everyone was awake
So I was hitting my blanket and doing a silent laugh at the part where italy said
ROMANO IS A VAMPIRE XDXD
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE!!
And Germany really thought that Romano was a vampire? Never trust Italy. NEVER
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:iconremix117:
Remix117 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Sooo true
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Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD love this 
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sweetgeekXD Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
Oh dear god.....Germany believed him XD
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NoelVermillion987 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
xDDD "Germany found the two of you when he burst in with his stake and mallet."
Well shit.... You're screwed Lovi
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anniebananaberry Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
Whale then XD
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Mirajosefin Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I seriously died when Italy screamed "AAAAAAAUGH! ROMA'S A VAMPIRE!! GERMANY!!"

A bloody mess you got us into here Roma ...
But I love you anyway, Lovi~!

Btw really awesome story~!
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Envylover565 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
ROMA RUN!!!! GERMANY HAS A STAKE AND MALLET!!!!!
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jliscool2013 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Student General Artist
Dat ending XD
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MagicalxDarkxMoon Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
"...with his stake and mallet." Haha,hilarious oh my god!! *sigh* good times, good times.
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:iconfemaleromano:
FemaleRomano Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Damn that Italian and German Cock-blocker LOL OMFG I FUCKING DIED OF LAUGHTER
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loki-s-army-221B Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Germany coming in with his stake and mallet! OMG I'm dying of laughter 😂
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LAST PARAGRAPGH. IM DEAD. I DIED. I AIR-LAUGHED SO LOUDLY MY GRANDMA CAME IN LIKE, "Whats so funny?" LIKE OMH THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
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AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Student Writer
GERMANY YOU COCKBLOCKER, DAMNIT
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45GunsAndaRope Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my gosh! I love this story!~
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unarii Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Germany will be like: WTF
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asianturnip Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!!!
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fuzed-ice Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
Why can I see a blushing Germany running after a screaming Feli while yelling at him for being a dummkopf xD Thank you for making this :-)
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theMirage-Prismatic Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
There are no words. :iconilikeitplz: Gah I just love :iconlovinosmileplz: in this. Kudos! I really liked this. >_<

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Annikoko Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014   Artist
Er mah gerd. Dat ending tho, But really.. Germany why would you believe in such a thing? If ya did. Go after Romania :U
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bunnyboojb Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
These extanded ending tho
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Kitty-Kat-DarkSide Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I  laughed so hard when Italy says,'AAAAAAAUGH!!!ROMA'S A VAMPIRE!!GERMANYYYYY!!!and runs out of the kitchen bawling!  XD 
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:iconpointless-drawergirl:
Germany: Sherlock - Moriarty Shocked 

Germany after a few seconds:Minda Evil Smurk  (He walks out) Big Fool Emoji-1 (Thumbs Up) [V2] 

Me and Romano: Satoshi Embarrassed Icon 
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LilyRomanoVargas Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha then I'm a vampire too
Italy: VE!!!! GERMANY HELP ME LILY IS A VAMPIRE TOO
ME: O_O SHIT *runs from the scene before Germany kills me*
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FuzzyGirl49 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WAIT WHAT!? ROMANO IS A VAMPIRE!
DON'T FORGET ME ITALY!!!
*dashes out of room*
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wasn't surprised when Italy said Romano was a vampire. But I cracked up when Germany believed him!!
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amandaty32 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
I have no clue what you have just written butt was amaze balls and imagining germny with stake and mallet is halarious
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Aphy-Taffy Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
God damnit Feli
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ThatHetaliaFangirl29 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
ITALY WHY
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MiraChan145 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
LMAO "ROMA'S A VAMPIRE!! GERMANYYYYY!!!" pahahahahahahaha that made me lmao so hard xD as did the stake and mallet thing
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Animelover460 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
That was amazing!
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2pcupcakes1020 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
...god italy
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layla-mindora Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*facepalms* italy.....
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percabethluv4ever Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student Photographer
ahhahaha. oh germany. this ending....
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reyaalam Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Lol the ending is funny wonderful job cherimoya chan
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Cakoto Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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